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Sometimes I make really neat stuff. Studying to be something cool when I grow up, like a game designer, or maybe robot dinosaur, whichever comes first.

Valentyn's the name.

This is where I'll post things I dream up. Also lots of stuff I find cool, good games, writing, silly art, and whatever else I find around the internet. The usual.

Kick back, stay a while. -u- b

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

Every Conversation On Twitter

gailsimone:

Person on Twitter: Boy, ax murderers are always murdering people with axes, aren’t they?

Ax Killer On Twitter: Hey, not ALL ax murderers murder people with axes! You are stereotyping and that is JUST AS BAD as murdering people with axes!

Every time, every single time. 

youwanttobegod:

lotuslopez:

rtrixie:

If you wear a hijab, niqab or even burqa, don’t expect me to take you seriously if you tell me how free and liberated you are.

"I’m going to withhold giving you the respect you deserve because I disagree your choice of dress, most likely because I’m an ethnocentrist, an Islamophobe, and an imperialist."

That translation is on point

officialbrony:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

officialbrony:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

mostlycatsmostly:

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psychologicalmumbojumbo:

liathwen:

salomeideal:

8point6seconds:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

I would like to know what is in those bottles. 

It’s Siracha!!!! Siracha is life!

That’s actually highly useful.

This is pretty interesting stuff.

  #reference  

foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible